While we will never know what officially happened, I like this theory presented by my buddy Rich.
No way he was in that car when it crashed.
They're fighting over the cheating.
She hit him.
He went for the car.
She grabbed a club from the garage.
Hit the back window.
He pulled out.
She hit the side window.
He got out.
Car rolls down the driveway.
She KO's him with the 7 iron.
Car crashes.
Cops show up.
Lies begin.
Vice President of Images and Stuff Dismissed
The disgruntled VP of Images and Stuff was dismissed this morning after MBD.com management received word that she was unhappy about an underling Googling her and finding out that she served on our illustrious board.
Upon receiving an email that asked her 'Is this how you moonlight', the once good humored contributor sent the email onto the MBD.com headquarters stating :
"Yeah- not great when your employees find silly stuff about you on the internet."
MBD.com had this repsonse.
"While we are grateful for her years of service, we do not want anyone here who is not proud to be a member of MBD.com. We find her inability to embrace silliness in life a little disconcerting and somewhat hypocritical. She married a silly doofus then proceeded to procreate with said silly doofus, thereby perpetuating the silly doofus gene pool. If A=B and B=C, then A = hypocrite. Quite frankly, there has been little contribution anyway since 2006 other than her berating me via a Facebook posting earlier this year for not updating content."
The Clorox Incident
So one day I'm trying to be helpful so I decided to clean the kitchen table. I grabbed some handy dandy Clorox Disinfectant Wipes and proceeded to clean the hell out of that counter. PBH wanders in an immediately gives me the stink eye. She grabs them and and gives me a huge sigh and says "We don't want to waste these cleaning the table."
Now, I am not the smartest guy in the world, but when the packaging says "great for cleaning kitchen counters", I tend to trust the manufacturer. However, upon further review of the packaging, I realized my error.
I would like to apologize to her. I hereby retract my:
"Are you f@#$ing kidding me? You honestly just got mad at me for cleaning the kitchen table? Seriously?".
I had no idea I was wasting an investment in our future.
