General

MuBetaDelta.com respects your desire for privacy. Personal information collected from this and all forms will not be shared with any association external to MuBetaDelta.com without your consent.

Of course, we could be lying. Like when Jenn said she was going to go get me Taco Bell and then just sat on the couch for 8 straight hours. That hurt.

And technically we don't have any external associations, just internal. And those internal associations have been known to sign you up for email from porn sites. Although TJ Argento denies he did it, we all know he did. Otherwise, why would all emails we get have "Go Bill Elliot" at the bottom of them? Nobody else likes Bill Elliot. Except DJ Caruso who is a member of his fan club. What a dillhole.

Cookies

A "cookie" is a file sent to your browser by a Web server and stored on your computer, it contains data that Web sites use to identify you as a unique user. But to MBD, you are all one big faceless mass of humanity looking to avoid doing work so you cruise around on the web and visit sites like this one. I don't know how to use cookies yet and don't really have the motivation to do so. In essence, cookies bad.

I do love Thin Mints though. They are tasty.

What Information does MBD.com Collect?

We collect only stuff you enter into the contest forms and anything else you send me saying , "Hey, this is funny, put this on your site." Other than that, we just collect dolls.

Does the MBD.com disclose information to anyone else?

We may share information about the use of our site with advertisers, sponsors, content providers and other third parties. However, we only disclose aggregate, anonymous information about our users and will not disclose any personally identifiable information to any third party without your express consent. We would not disclose stuff like the time Jen Robinson flushed her badge at Cisco and then accidentally gave herself a swirly trying to recover it. And we would never tell you it was a chocolate swirly. That would just be gross. And forget about that third party thing. Ever since I got married I can't make it to the third party, let alone the second one. Maybe the first one, if it's over by 8:00 PM.

Email

We receive and reply to email from users on an irregular basis, mainly because nobody sends us good stuff, you are just usually complaining about something. For record-keeping purposes we retain copies of all incoming and outgoing email. Information in the email we receive or send will not be disclosed to any third party without the permission of the sender, either express or implied, unless required by law. And by law, we mean we may sue you if you hurt our feelings then we will have to hand it over to the DA as evidence because of full disclosure rules or discovery, just like on the Practice. This is not to be confused with full frontal on Cinemax.

Links

MBD.com site and database contain a large number of links to external sites. Please be aware that these external sites are developed by people over whom we have no control, for if we did, we would be much richer. We are not responsible for their privacy practices. This Privacy Policy applies only to MBD.com.

Changes to the Privacy Policy

We may change this Privacy Policy from time to time at our discretion and without notice. Kind of like when a woman randomly changes her mind on something, mainly the fact that she now no longer wants to pick up the Taco Bell she promised you.

If we do, an updated version of this Privacy Policy will be made available on this site so that you remain aware of the data we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances we disclose it. Again, not to be confused with Disclosure, the movie where Demi Moore tried to depants Michael Douglas. Demi Moore, Kathleen Turner before she turned into Ernest Borgnine, Catherine Zeta Jones. Is anybody leading a more charmed life than this guy? I think not.

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General MuBetaDelta.com respects your desire for privacy. Personal information collected from this and all forms will not be shared with any association external to MuBetaDelta.com without your consent. Of course, we could be lying. Like when Jenn said she was going to go get me Taco Bell and then just sat on the couch for 8 straight hours. That hurt. And technically we don't have any external associations, just internal. And those internal associations have been known to sign you up for email from porn sites. Although TJ Argento denies he did it, we all know he did. Otherwise, why would all emails we get have "Go Bill Elliot" at the bottom of them? Nobody else likes Bill Elliot. Except DJ Caruso who is a member of his fan club. What a dillhole. Cookies A "cookie" is a file sent to your browser by a Web server and stored on your computer, it contains data that Web sites use to identify you as a unique user. But to MBD, you are all one big faceless mass of humanity looking to avoid doing work so you cruise around on the web and visit sites like this one. I don't know how to use cookies yet and don't really have the motivation to do so. In essence, cookies bad. I do love Thin Mints though. They are tasty. What Information does MBD.com Collect? We collect only stuff you enter into the contest forms and anything else you send me saying , "Hey, this is funny, put this on your site." Other than that, we just collect dolls. Does the MBD.com disclose information to anyone else? We may share information about the use of our site with advertisers, sponsors, content providers and other third parties. However, we only disclose aggregate, anonymous information about our users and will not disclose any personally identifiable information to any third party without your express consent. We would not disclose stuff like the time Jen Robinson flushed her badge at Cisco and then accidentally gave herself a swirly trying to recover it. And we would never tell you it was a chocolate swirly. That would just be gross. And forget about that third party thing. Ever since I got married I can't make it to the third party, let alone the second one. Maybe the first one, if it's over by 8:00 PM. Email We receive and reply to email from users on an irregular basis, mainly because nobody sends us good stuff, you are just usually complaining about something. For record-keeping purposes we retain copies of all incoming and outgoing email. Information in the email we receive or send will not be disclosed to any third party without the permission of the sender, either express or implied, unless required by law. And by law, we mean we may sue you if you hurt our feelings then we will have to hand it over to the DA as evidence because of full disclosure rules or discovery, just like on the Practice. This is not to be confused with full frontal on Cinemax. Links MBD.com site and database contain a large number of links to external sites. Please be aware that these external sites are developed by people over whom we have no control, for if we did, we would be much richer. We are not responsible for their privacy practices. This Privacy Policy applies only to MBD.com. Changes to the Privacy Policy We may change this Privacy Policy from time to time at our discretion and without notice. Kind of like when a woman randomly changes her mind on something, mainly the fact that she now no longer wants to pick up the Taco Bell she promised you. If we do, an updated version of this Privacy Policy will be made available on this site so that you remain aware of the data we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances we disclose it. Again, not to be confused with Disclosure, the movie where Demi Moore tried to depants Michael Douglas. Demi Moore, Kathleen Turner before she turned into Ernest Borgnine, Catherine Zeta Jones. Is anybody leading a more charmed life than this guy? I think not.
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