Who does Mrs. Pewterschmidt try to fix Lois up with in"When you wish upon a Weinstein"?
Stephen, the chimp from across the street
What club recruits Peter after he loses all of his fat?
The Quahog Beautiful People's Club
When chasing a woman, what drink does Quagmire order for his date?
Roofie-colada
What did Peter give Chris after finding him peeping in the girl's locker room?
Nudie magazines
In trying to get to the basement for Y2K, what does Peter ask Lois before he pushes her down the stairs?
Are you pregnant?
In "Peter Peter Caviar Eater" who was on hand at the mansion to do Chris's homework?
Stephen Hawking
When Peter wants to convert Chris to Judaism, where does he take him?
Las Vegas to the BAR BAR BAR Mitzvah Synagogue
When Death talks about if HItler were still alive, who is the guest on Hitler's talk show?
Christian Slater
When Lois calls Peter a child, what does Peter accuse Lois of being?
Pedophile
How does Mr. Pewterschmidt claim you can tell his dog is a champion?
By feeling the heat coming off the genitalia
What does the ghost of Nate Griffin tell Peter he did to get back at the Pewterschmidts?
Pees in their Cheerios every morning
What game do Lois and Death play in "Death is a Bitch"?
Life
Due to a misunderstanding with Francis, what deos Chris reluctantly stop doing?
Stops pooping
In addition to plutonium, what game does Stewie get for Christmas?
Hungry Hungry Hippos
What does Chris do when Barbara invites him to her birthday party?
Wets himself
What is Mayor West's favorite candy?
Taffy. Everyone got it.
After Elroy Jetson is thrown out of a bar, who is his cab driver?
Bam Bam. Only Mark missed.
When Stewie was born, what else did the doctor find in the birth canal?
A map of Europe. TJ whiffed.
What is the slogan in the diamond commercial in "Peter Peter Caaviar Eater"?
"She'll pretty much have to" - Everyone got that one.
Where does Peter believe that the Pilgrims landed?
Fraggle Rock. Only TJ got this one.
When Stewie destroys his phone with a ray gun, at what level does he claim to be shooting?
5th ghrade level. Only TJ got this one.
What does Peter say about Lois during a toast at their reception?
What is the official mascot of Buddy Cianci Jr High?
The Dust Mites
Where does Quagmire hide from Peter while he is on a date Lois?
In her cleavage. Swing and a miss for both competitors.
What does Peter tell Chris that a library is?
A place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Both of us got it correct
What does Chris ask the stripper after he swipes a credit card in her butt-crack?
He asks for a book of stamps. Mark said he asked for cash back. TJ got it right.
When Stewie fantasizes about what the house would be like with more culture, what happens to Peter?
He spontaneously combusts. TJ says he drinks port in a top hat. Which he does, but that was not the answer. Mark got it right.
Who does Meg hit and kill with her car during a rainstorm of Stewie's making?
William Shatner. We both missed this one. We remembered that someone hit Tom Tucker's hooker with a car, but we didn't remember this one.
On Peter's vision quest, how do the trees force Peter and Chris out of the woods?
They started a fire. TJ whiffed on this one.
What did the note say that Chris gets caught passing to Meg when Lois home-schooled the kids?
I wrote "I think our teacher is hot" when the quote was "I think Mrs. Griffin is hot". Judges ruling is .... we'll take it!
When Meg takes a job as a waitress, to what breakfast food does Stewie become addicted?
Pancakes.
