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Jenn Breaks Ankle, Sets Up Much Anticipated "Mary Jane Weber / Jennifer Sawyer Handicapped Showdown"

Jennifer Sawyer finally has come into her own, breaking her ankle in a hockey mishap. Her misfortune is her mother's gain. Mary Jane Weber has been waiting since 1993 to get another shot at her daughter.

Jennifer, limping from tripping over the family room ottoman, defeated Mary Jane in the "One Lap Around The Kitchen, Family Room , and Dining Room" at the family's Thanksgiving Dinner celebration.

"I have been waiting for 8 long years, but vengeance is now mine."

"I think it will come down to a couple of factors," stated Vegas bookie Eli Romano. "Mary Jane has been using walkers and crutches for the past 8 years while Jenn , although suffering from colds and headaches all the time, is still new to the game. The pins have been removed from Mary Jane's toes and the casts from both her hands are off. She has been working out lately and seems to be the better conditioned of the two competitors. The wildcard factor is what type of walking aid will be used: walker or crutches? Walkers get caught on deep pile rug but fly on hardwood floors. You got to think all these things through before putting your money down."

The challenge is set to take place this Saturday. One race at Jennifer's, one at Mary Jane's. All we know is what the managers have told us.

Jennifer requested to use crutches and that the race should not go through a kitchen, since she really has no idea where it is in her house.

Mary Jane requested no stairs and that it take place before 7 PM because she gets sleepy.

Vegas Odds:
Jennifer on Crutches vs. Mary Jane on Crutches: Jenn is a 2:1 favorite
Jennifer on Crutches vs. Mary Jane on 4 Wheeled Walker: Even

Reactions to the upcoming race
Chris Weber (brother/son): "Great front page, but I'm going to have to go with Mother on both races, like Rudy Tomjanovich said "NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE HEART OF A CHAMPION" and I think my Mother just wants it a little more than Jennifer and will dig deeper to reach that victory. Champions Rise to the Occasion and if school is not part of the event than sorry Jenn you're out!"