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Yard Sale Sets Record Attendance
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Yard Sale Sets Record Attendance
Groton, MA - A local barn sale saw record turnout due to some clever marketing last weekend. Kevin McAdams placed the sign at the curb of his house at approximately 8:30 AM on Saturday. By 9:00 AM, traffic soon came to a standstill as Grotonians abandoned their cars in the middle of the street and flocked into the barn in hopes of catching a free glance of what the local high schoolers described as "boobies". Unfortunately for them, the topless show was provided by Kevin. After catching a glimpse of the topless man, several people experienced nausea and dizziness. Jennifer McAdams quickly served those people Bailey's Irish Creme, explaining that is how she usually copes with the trauma. Apparently that didn't help, as those people have since filed lawsuits for "severe emotional distress".
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An exhausted Kevin McAdams rests after setting the record for yard sale attendance in the town of Groton. |
