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MICHAEL JORDAN SET TO THREETIRE
Apr 15 - In an effort to squeeze every last possible penny out of his fame, Michael Jordan filed "threetire" for Trademark status early today. Jordan, who has previously retired twice from basketball, has decided to call it quits for the third time after this NBA season.
"I can really retire now. I wanted to leave the game under my own conditions. Forcing people to pay me for every time they say threetireTM is a condition I can live with," stated the superstar.
Upon leaving the game, Jordan plans on opening a support center for celebrities and athletes who just can't seem to let go. Cher has already received a promotional flyer in hopes that her 8th Farewell Tour will actually be her last.
