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Matthew David Sawyer Elected to Board of Directors

MBD.com announced the appointment of Matthew David Sawyer to its Board of Directors today. This will be the first board that Matthew has served on. CEO, Mark Sawyer:

"We recognize the need for creative people with a fresh new perspective on life. Matthew fits that bill. He founded his own one man theater company, where he wrote and starred in such productions as The Wombinator and Y Tu PLacenta También. He, too, is the third child in a boy-girl-boy sequence and he shares my initials as well. It is obvious that this kid is going places."

Matthew had this to say:

"I look to begin a long and productive association with MBD.com this week. I would like to contribute in any way I can. Right now, I plan on processing oxygen into carbon dioxide and filling my diaper on a regular basis. As soon as I become ambulatory and can stare at a pencil without becoming cross-eyed, I hope to hit the field and start reporting."

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