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Craig Hammitt Hired as Vice President of Sales

In an act that wreaks of nepotism, Craig Hammitt was appoint Vice President of Sales for MBD.com today. This will be the first time ever that MBD.com has engaged in sales, shifting away from it's current "Barter for Milwaukee's Best" model that has not proved to be as profitable as one may think.

CEO Mark Sawyer had this to say:

"Craig brings with him an inate ability to convince people to buy things they dont need. Just ask TJ Church about that Juice Tiger sitting in his closet, unused. Or ask Eric Smith about those college text books. Is this move based on nepotism because his wife sits on the Board of Directors? Absolutely. But that still doesn't retract from the fact that Craig is full of crap and can convince people that his crap is worth them paying for."