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Smitty Weds, Hammett Weds, Budha Weds, Duckett Weds, Patton Weds: Cheese Wets Bed

Somewhat confused by all the talks of his friends "wedding", Marc "Cheese" Cheatham unleashed a torent into his drawers after a night of heavy boozing.

Although he still claims innocence, the stench was overwhelming and even his parents weren't surprised. "He wet his bed up until he was eleven. Said it was circus folk who scared him"

The night began with a rather large ingestion of Jim Beam and Ukrop's Ginger Ale mixed into a tasty concoction. It was followed up with a litre of Pepsi and a large Papa John's pizza. He then reverted back to the booze, consuming 6 or 7 Milwaukee's Best Light. In his drunken haze, he remembered all his friends were wedding and it was cool. Being a follower, he let 'er rip. His He-Man Funderoos never stood a chance.

"I just wish he wasnt in our best Barca Lounger", his mother stated. The family remains in seclusion outside Richmond city limits.