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Now That's a Sox Fan

From an anonymous Sox fan:

I LOVE IT!!!! You want to talk about nights, was at the craziest red sox bar known to man, best fans, they don't let yankee fans in and i'm serious! got there at 5:15 and there was a line down the block, mind you I went by myself b/c i couldn't handle watching it alone and couldn't stomach being around a yankee fan. ended up seeing a guy i know who is from Quincy, i work with his wife. drank with him and his buddies and made 100 new best friends all in the course of 5 hours, place was bedlum. The Damon grand slam, i've never seen a place explode like this one did. to make a long story short and mom you will love this from your 31 year old son, i woke up and my cell phone was next to me broken, i think it was a celebration casualty, my clothes were on the floor, all i was wearing was a fleece jacket that was on upside down, don't know where it came from b/c i didn't wear it out and to top everything off, i was sleeping on wet sheets, now we don't officially know what it is, but all signs point to urine, that's right, i'm 31 and for the first time in life i peed the bed and you know what, I"M OK WITH IT b/c the Sox are going to the DANCE and this time they will be doing the bitch slapping not getting slapped. I honestly feel that for the first time in my life, I slept so calmly with nothing on my mind which led to me making a puddle in the bed and not caring about it. I knew I should have taken Grams diapers home. For the series i'm stocking up on diapers and not afraid to tell people about it.