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Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?

Last night around 1 AM, PBH and I are sleeping when we think we hear the doorbell ring. Being the man of the house, I know it is my duty to make sure everything is ok in my castle. So, I get Cookie Boy and Bonkers and push them down the stairs to thwart off any would be wrong doers. After they give me the all clear, I follow them down and then look out the windows and see police lights going. One police car drives away and another comes down the driveway. I look into the driveway and see our car and another car with a door open and no one inside. I grab a jacket to head outside. PBH comes downstairs and asks me the only question that one can ask when there is a police car and unidentified car sitting in your driveway, "Aren't you going to put some pants on?". I say of course not and head down the back steps to talk to the officer. The officer informs me that they had just arrested a young lady for DUI and she had turned into our driveway and killed her headlights in an effort to hide from the cops. The officer says they have to take some pictures of the car for evidence and that its okay to head back into the house. I asked the officer if she said anything before they arrested her. He said he couldnt be sure, but he thinks she said, "Chris Weber told me to meet him here."*

*All accounts are true, except for the last sentence. But then again, it wouldn't surprise me if that were true too