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Prom Promise Taken By Jay: He'll Buy for the Kids

In a bold statement, going against all public service announcements, and common sense, Jay Brinson anounced that he will be purchasing all the beer for the upcoming prom season. By supplying beer for what the teenagers call "keggers", the 27 year old Brinson sees himself as doing a service for the community, and himself.

"The high schools in this area have been very good to me. Since this will be the first prom I have missed in 10 years, I figured it's time to give something back."

Linda Hampstead, a Short Pump Junior and JV Cheerleader, had this to say. " He's really bitchin'. He only keeps a couple of bucks for himself and we already know where he lives so it will be any easy rendezvous after, or before, the prom. He rocks."

Police plan on arresting Mr. Brinson on sight. "The man can't keep the mighty taps from flowing this year, not while I'm around"