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April 24, 2007
PBH In Mid-Season Form
Just 10 days removed from the last snowfall, PBH busted out the A/C last night to cope with her heat induced headache. Worried that the second birth would adversely affect her, management was happy to see her coming into her Summer form. "I have to to tell ya, it's nice to see her bringing her A-Game this early in the season," stated the clubhouse manager. "You worry that they won't come back from the three months off the same player, but this just shows that she really is intent on reverting back to her pre-second baby all-star form." The headache had this to say, "Well, I'm a little surprised there was no Sawyer family function planned for today. That's usually when I do my best work. My timing may be a bit off, but the effort is still there. Don't worry, we'll get out of at least one family function this year. You can bet on it." The previous record for the headache / AC combo was May 18, set in 2005.
April 18, 2007
Shot Down In A Blaze of Glory
What do women who Jay know do on weekends? Some of them display utter dominance. Sure, she may have teetered just a bit before defiantly throwing that empty to the ground, but she threw it none the less, with nary a drop remaining. Well played. Well played indeed.
April 12, 2007
Madonna Comeback?
Mark's NOMAD Jukebox Zen Extra MP3 player hit the Madonna files hard today, playing at least 6 songs in the span of two hours. "There are 3,000 songs on this thing. The odds of Madonna popping up that much have to be astronimcal, like 80 to 1 or something," stated the perplexed user. When asked for comment, NOMAD simply said,"I wanted to hear a little Madonna. Sue me."
April 10, 2007
Man's Promised Three Hours of Peace Cut Short by 15 Minutes
After destroying her husband's will to live by spending an exorbitant amount of money on a dining room table, of which the couple already has two of, Jennifer Sawyer reneged on a promised three hours of kid free peace and quiet by venturing downstairs into the SeaBonk Lounge with the couple's 2 month old at 6:45 PM, instead of the agreed upon 7:00 PM. And we wonder why the divorce rate is so high.
April 10, 2007
Sawyer Eats Mini-Pancakes for Dinner
Unable to find any suitable dinner foods that could be made in under 48 seconds, Mark decides to eat his child's mini-pancakes in lieu of making a real dinner. He described the meal as "Bite-sized and delicious."